I have a tendency to doodle when I’m on the phone and usually those doodles end up being politically incorrect, sexist or a bit on the criminal side, even those I’m unaware of making, such as this. I could make this a series since my capacity for off color caricatures is only outdone by my consumption of pizza.
I’ve had fast food places forget entire sandwiches or drinks, short me nuggets,make me the wrong thing and often times forget my straw, napkins and/or receipt, but I’ve never experienced this level of incompetency before.
Domino’s actually managed to deliver a pizza to me without even bothering to cut it into slices.
Maybe they knew I was going to eat the whole thing by myself anyway and thought they’d save me some time, but somehow I’m doubting it.