Unless Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (of Full Metal Jacket fame) is giving one his famous motivational speeches, or the veterinarian clinic happens to double as the town’s smithy, providing folks with top notch weaponry and horseshoes while they wait, you probably don’t need to bellow. Plus, animals hate getting yelled at – almost as much as they hate taking concentrated bursts of air to the face, So, yeah…let’s call these unmixy things.
Youtube can be a real asshole sometimes, like when autoplay wakes me up with the soothing screams of an asian lady channeling Muhammad from hell, or punches me square in the capitalist craw with one of these overkill commercials. Eight minutes? An eight minute commercial for a four minute video. Youtube, You Suck.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO DO
TO MAKE UP FOR THE THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE.