Invest in Incest

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Hmm, I wonder if they give you options at checkout. I'd take the money, stock exchange and gambling luck but probably have to pass on the getting lucky with family and whatever the hell welath is.

Hmm, I wonder if they give you options at checkout. I’d take the money, stock exchange and gambling luck but probably have to pass on the getting lucky with family and whatever the hell welath is.

Psyche!

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I believe the makers of Psych-A-Doodle may have vastly overestimated the popularity of the wooden pencil, and the likelihood of having a sharpener laying around.

I believe the makers of Psych-A-Doodle may have vastly overestimated the popularity of the wooden pencil and subsequently the pencil sharpener.

You Don’t Have to Yell…

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BellowUnless Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (of Full Metal Jacket fame) is giving one his famous motivational speeches, or the veterinarian clinic happens to double as the town’s smithy, providing folks with top notch weaponry and horseshoes  while they wait, you probably don’t need to bellow. Plus, animals hate getting yelled at – almost as much as they hate taking concentrated bursts of air to the face, So, yeah…let’s call these unmixy things.

Et Tu, Youtube?

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Youtube can be a real asshole sometimes, like when autoplay wakes me up with the soothing screams of an asian lady channeling Muhammad from hell, or punches me square in the capitalist craw with one of these overkill commercials. Eight minutes? An eight minute commercial for a four minute video. Youtube, You Suck.

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The Cause and Effect This Cause can Affect

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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO DO

TO MAKE UP FOR THE THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE DONE.

Big Ones, Small Ones, Some as Big as Your Head…

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Oppie was not nearly as impressed with the coming of fall as I was.