Cheap Thrills

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There’s nothing quite like the moment of sheer terror the first time you turn on a garbage disposal with a knife sticking out of it.

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So, Do You T.I.T.F?

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Phrasing!

Luniz- I Got 5 On It

Also, if you don’t know why this title is hilarious… click here

Are Franks & Beans on the Menu Too?

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Someone should really rethink the name of this menu item, or at  the very least, leave the whipped cream topping off.

An Occasion of Confusion

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occasional tables

So, American Furniture Warehouse… Are these occasionally tables? Tables for special occasions? Or are they occasionally on clearance? I’m confused as to when and or how I am supposed to use these.

Herp….derp

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Herp....derp

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Nature

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The stench of burning hair: Nature’s way of saying “You fell asleep with a lit cigarette, dumbass