Facebook, I Don’t Have Diabeetus!

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I don't know why Facebook keeps suggesting me and Wilford Brimley become besties, but it's kind of starting to make me paranoid.

I don’t know why Facebook keeps suggesting me and Wilford Brimley become besties, but it’s kind of starting to make me paranoid.

In For a Penny, In For a Pound

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Q:)   What object weighs 20.6 lbs on Earth?

A:)   A messenger bag containing 8 paper clips, 2 rubber bands, 201 individual dollar bills and $285.72 worth of rolled of coins which I carted down to my bank the other day.

(Clearly, my coin rolling skills leave something to be desired, because if all the paper sleeves were filled accurately, it is not even remotely possible to end up with 72 cents, so yeah, there’s that)

Clarify: Use of Children

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Amazed & Confused

Amazed & Confused - Use Children Elsewhere ,

So, do you have animatronic dinosaurs as well as animatronic robots shaped like children? If you do in fact have robotic dinosaurs, do they battle against the humanoids? If that is not the case, and they are made of flesh, to whom do these children, to ‘be amazed by’, belong to? Are you listing the offspring of your guests as an attraction? Only perverts, the baby crazy or maybe a few empty nesters would ever consider the children of strangers a welcome distraction…

And on a more philosophical note: If the androids were able to grasp and subscribe to theoretical concepts, such as Creationism, would they regard man as the origin of intelligent design?

My T-Rex is a D-Bag

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creation museum trex invite

This explains a lot about Kentucky…

Creation Museum