Rated G for Gee…They Grow Up So Fast

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Rated G for Gee...They Grow Up So Fast

Amazon feels like this is an amazing gift for children and kids. Who doesn’t love a motivational fucking poster?

Equality State?

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Equality State?

I’m glad to see that Puerto Rico is considered a state, while Wyoming doesn’t even merit a mention… fml

Quality Over Quotienty

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Quality Over Quotienty

For the record, I am 53 according to the test…

Happy Hollidays…

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hollidays

Just in time for the hollidays! This ebay store based in ‘Merica marches to the beat of their own little drummer boy where spell checking is concerned.

 

I’ll Have the Omelette

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I'll Have the Omelette

Found this gem on a Day’s Inn sign. I wonder how many folks ordered breakfast, expecting their free massages, only to receive an ‘unhappy ending’.

How Imperials Start the Day

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How Imperials Start the Day

In the stock room at work I ran across this very ‘Merican package of High Fat Breakfast Cocoa. Note that it is ONLY for breakfast use, as the lunch and dinner cocoas, are of course, enriched with twice the fat.

Script Scrape

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Script Scrape

An ad for the purchase of E-Friends Social Networking Script.